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[Scott W]

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an

animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at

first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say

the following:





"Emma come first.

Den I come.

Den two asses come together.

I come once-a-more.

Two asses, they come together again.

I come again

and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time."



"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.

"In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex

lives!"



"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a

justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi'."
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[varanus]

very good