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Scott W Site Admin

Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Posts: 13355 Location: London, England.
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:28 am Post subject: Joke |
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> A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife
> looks over at him and asks the question....
> WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
> WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
> HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
> WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
> HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
> WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
> WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
> HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
> WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
> HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
> WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
> HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
> WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
> HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
> WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
> HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
> WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
> HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
> WIFE: -- silence --
> HUSBAND: "sh*t." _________________
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JStroud Site Moderator

Joined: 10 Dec 2004 Posts: 4095 Location: Bucks
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