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goldenburm Captivebred Colonel
Joined: 12 Sep 2005 Posts: 2109 Location: Chatteris, Cambs
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:41 am Post subject: Contagious! |
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A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence.
Roland, the class swot, gets up and says,
"Last year I got the Flu and my Mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland" says the teacher." Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie" says the teacher.
"Anyone else?"
Little Irish Shaun jumps up and says: in a broad Irish accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad says:
"it will take the contagious". _________________ 1.0 striped supersalmon DEAD
0.1 salmon poss TH moonglow DEAD
0.1 Orangasm DH ghost DEAD
1.0 pastel motley DEAD
2.0 sunglows 1.0 LIVING
1.1 pastel het snow 0.1 LIVING
2.2 albino boas DEAD
0.2 albino ara's DEAD
0.4 boa constrictors 0.2 LIVING |
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