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Stuart
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 Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:04 pm Post subject: black testicles? |
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over
his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
sponge bath.
Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to
wash your upper body and feet.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry
about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the
covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles
in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
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Mememe
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| Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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So are they not meant to be black? 
That was actually pretty funny for you Stu 
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Stuart
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That was actually nice of you to log on and comment.. 
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kroakykaren
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MJ
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| Stuart wrote: | | That was actually nice of you to log on and comment.. |
That was funnier than the joke pmsl
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kroakykaren
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| MJ wrote: | | Stuart wrote: | | That was actually nice of you to log on and comment.. |
That was funnier than the joke pmsl |
Thats what made me laugh too
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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Mememe
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Oi! Some of us have other things to do
Anyway - I'm posting more lately, and it takes anough time to read all the posts about bleedin' royals, let'lone the rest of the forum!
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very good stu |
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Stuart
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| Quote: | | Oi! Some of us have other things to do |
and I don't!
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