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[Scott W]

A man of bad character gets hit by a car and heads off down to hell, when he gets the the dark lord offers him three choices, he can spend all of eternity in one of three rooms...

The man is led to the first door, the dark lord opens it and shows the man inside. As he steps in, the man can smell nothing but shi t and looks down to see 2inches of it all over the floor, with 1000's of people just standing around, with that he quickly walks out and asks to see the next room.

Once again the dark lord opens the door, this time the smell of shi t hits the man before he has chance to walk in, he sticks he's head round the door to see 1000's of people chest high in the stuff. Once more the man closes the door and walks to the next room.

The dark lord shows him to the last room, inside there are 1000's of people standing around drinking tea & coffee and chatting, the smell of shi t was still there but it was only 6 inches high. The man said to the dark lord, I choose this room. With that he went in. Just before the door closed the dark lord shouted out " right you lot, tea breaks over, back on your heads!!!"