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[Stuart]

As we get older, we must be more creative!

An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store
one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.
He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring
and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand,
I want something very special."
At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought
another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweller said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man
stated by check.
" I know you need to make sure the check is good, so I'll write
now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the
ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweller phoned the old man. "You
old fart, you lied. There's no money in that account."
"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"