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snakeypete · Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:16 pm Post subject: Fart Poem

TAE A FART

Oh whit a sleekit horrible beastie
Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie
Jist as ye sit doon among yer kin
There sterts tae stir an enormous win'
The neeps 'n' tatties 'n' mushy peas
Stert workin' like a gentle breeze
But soon the puddin' wi' the sauncie face
Will hae ye blawin' a' ower the place
Nae maiter whit the hell ye dae
A'bodys gonnae hiv tae pay
Even if ye try tae stifle
It's like a bullet oot a rifle
Hawd yer bum ticht tae the chair
Tae try an' stop the leakin' air
Shify yersel fae cheek tae cheek
Prae tae God it disnae reek
But aw yer efforts go assunder
Oot it comes like a clap o' thunder
Ricochets aroon the room
Michty me a sonic boom
God almichty it fairly reeks
Hope a huvnae s**t ma breeks
Tae the bog a better scurry
Aw whit the hell, it's no ma worry
A'body roon aboot me chokin
Wan or twa are nearly bokin
A'll feel better for a while
Cannae help but raise a smile
Wis him! A shout wi' accusin glower
Alas too late, he's jist keeled ower
Ye dirty bugger they shout and stare
A dinnae feel welcome ony mair
Where e'er ye be let yer wind gang free
Sounds like jist the job fur me
Whit a fuss at Rabbie's party
Ower the sake o' wan wee farty
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Lynne · Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:19 pm Post subject:

pete, no one from england will understand that!!!!
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snakeypete · Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:27 pm Post subject:

an yir point caller Question

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3.7.0 Royals

We do not stop playing because we grow old;
we grow old because we stop playing.

Lynne · Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:30 pm Post subject:

well how they gonna know what you are on about?????
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Jezz · CaptiveBred Addict! Joined: 03 Dec 2007 Posts: 727

I understood it!
I actually read it out aloud
and i put an accent out so sounded scottish, and then ya understand what the words are cos ya say them as they sound!
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MJ · Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:50 pm Post subject:

Can you do the accent for me in a minute? Laughing

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Jezz · CaptiveBred Addict! Joined: 03 Dec 2007 Posts: 727

Fekk off.

I didn't say i was good at it. Christ man I'm from merseyside!
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2.1.0 Python Regius
1.0.0 Boa Constrictor Imperator
0.0.1 Lampropeltis getulus californiae
1.0.0 Pantherophis guttata guttata
0.1.0 Eublepharis macularius
0.1.0 Testudo hermanni
0.1.0 Grammostola rosea