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Stuart · Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:47 pm Post subject: Few jokes for the Scots

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and an Aberdeen sheep
farmer? The Rolling Stones say: "Hey you, get off of my cloud." And an
Aberdeen sheep farmer says: "Hey McLeod, get off of ma ewe."

A Glasgow man - steaming and skint - is walking down Argyle Street when he
spots a guy tinkering with the engine of his car. "What's up, Jimmy?" he
asks. "Piston broke," he replies. "Aye, same as masel...".

Two negatives make a positive but only in Scotland do two positives make a
negative - "Aye right."

After announcing he's getting married, a boy tells his pal he'll be wearing
the kilt. "And what's the tartan?" asks his mate. "Oh, she'll be wearing a
white dress," he replies.

What did the Siamese twins from Glasgow call their autobiography? Oor
Wullie.
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johonny · Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:50 pm Post subject:

that's funny Laughing

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MJ · Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:53 pm Post subject:

LMFAO

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Jack · Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:54 pm Post subject:

yheres 2 ireishmen 2 scotsmen 2 welshmen and 2 english men and the get stranded on a desert island and after a year the scotsmen started a whisky distilary the welshmen started a cior the 2 ireishmen were still fightin on the beach and the 2 englishmen were still waiting to be formaly introduced
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Lynne · Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:14 am Post subject:

LMFAO at them all!!!!! Laughing

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