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Stuart Forum Clown
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:42 pm Post subject: Jamaican fireman |
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Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife,
"Ya know sumptin' womon, we have a wonderful new system at de fire
station...
Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de engine and we's ready to go.
"From now on womon, when I say, 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.
When I say, 'Bell two' you jump on de bed.
When I say, ' Bell three' we's gonna mek love all tru de night girl."
The next night, he came home and shouted, "Bell One" and the wife
stripped naked!
Bell Two" and she jumped on the bed!
"Bell Three" and they started to make love!
After a few minutes, the wife yelled out, "Bell Four"
"WOMON ... What de hell is Bell Four'?" he asked.
>> She replied, "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MON, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR DE
FIRE!!" _________________
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kroakykaren Site Moderator
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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PMSL thanks again Stu _________________
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Stuart Forum Clown
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:47 pm Post subject: |
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welcome _________________
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Stuart Forum Clown
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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I'm a funny guy what can I say! _________________
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